F*cking Cool Boxes > W.M.Ds(Weapons of Mouth Destruction)

That’s No Mouse Pad…That’s a Space Station.

Holy Hipstersaurus Rex!! Click the photo for more..

Movie Venn Diagrams 1.

Movie Venn Diagram 2. Point Break + A Bag of Poop =

My new Cereal Bowl. Courtesy of the bar last night. Removes Bowl to Mouth ratio.

The Scenerio:

You work for an enormous company. They have a company picnic and pass out awards for doing well in the business and achieving certain goals that are mutually respected by your peers. After the company picnic, there are small picnics and work parties that you attend. When you arrive to these subdivided parties however, across the street are hoards of people snapping photos and shouting your name at you just in case you forgot it.

Now if you will, imagine not yet working for that company, but going to hang out across the street from said subdivided party, and instead of taking photographs and shouting out the names of the workers, you snap photographs and shout out the names of those people doing that…

I did that last night outside of an Oscar party…and it was super fun.

Last night my roommate and I hung out across the street from the annual Vanity Fair party on Sunset Blvd in West Hollywood. The party was catered by In & Out and the street was closed down to one lane each, with the sidewalk barricaded from the Paparazzi. Luckily, this just happened to be in front of the bar we go to all the time which means we knew everyone and the cops giving us free reign. About halfway through the Paparazzi Paparazzi antics and in the midst of hundreds of limos and tinted out SUVs, a car pulls up. Out steps Adrien Brody; yes, he drove himself. Immediately, security walks up to escort him into the party, he stops them before they can say anything and says while pointing across the street “I’m going over there first.” Adrien then crosses the street through the single file traffic and beings talking, shaking hands, and snapping photos with everyone huddled on the sidewalk. I stroll up, hand him my card, and invite him out to a show I have coming up, his reply “That’s a killer stache by the way man.” He then proceeds to walk across the street to the party. We continue goofing around, make friends with a couple other people doing the same thing we were there for and next thing you know the party is ending.

The paparazzi crowd has been cut in half, we’re just hanging out now due to it being 1am and us not having anything else to do. I spot A.Brodes walk up to valet and then get asked for a photograph. I decide to join the foray and yell his name “Yo Adrien!…” followed by “Bring me some In & Out” while mimicking eating a hamburger. He looks up, sees me, puts his hand to his ear for me to say again, I repeat, Adrien looks over to see the In & Out truck, looks back at me, smiles, and motions while saying “1 second”. He then takes a quick photo with someone as though they were interrupting our conversation. I see him then walk towards the In & Out truck and disappear amongst the party attendees. About 2 minutes later, he pushes through the valet line holding a few bags of something. People are shouting at him again, he ignores them and strolls right up to us and says, there was a 10 minute wait for In & Out so all I could get you was a bunch of chips. We all laugh, I say, dude, this deserves a Tweetpic, his response “Do it up.” I then remind him about my set coming up at The Parlor on Melrose on the 7th(shameless plug) He nods and says “I’ll try and check it out.” I know he’ll be busy, and won’t come, however the fact that he drove himself to the party, walked across the street to take photos the first time, and then when he was gearing up to leave, walked over and attempted to bring me In & Out, has put A.Brodes(as I now call him) in my book as one of the coolest actors out there currently.

From the side this old black lady looks like E.T. When he was in the bicycle..

He’s Jumping the Tiger Shark…thanks a lot world.

Pet Store FAIL.

My brother thinks aliens are actually just humans from the future…because you know…Future humans don’t have anything better to do than travel through time, build pyramids, and graffiti farm fields…..Oh yea, and shove things up peoples butts….

Prince: The Robin Hood of Thieves…