Holy Smokes, that Earthquake almost knocked over my soda..
Every time I see a helicopter…
The only thing cooler than having a flying pet dragon…
Wedding on Star Wars Day…. The wedding party is going to walk Single File. If we’re in the garden, where are the raiders? #tuscangarden
Pull through parking spots are like Mini Christmases.
My beard is acting like the trash bag outfit Bradley Cooper wore in Silver Linings Playbook.
I love LA.
I’ll take these nacho chips, this 12 pack of Pepsi, a bag of Ice, and…. What the hell, I’ll take that Piñata.
This picture isn’t from January. This is from today… And yes, that’s a Christmas Tree…
I’m so jealous of my nephews… #science #technology #portrait
I’m not going in that bar… It looks like a traaap. #starwars #joke #ironman
This is what my face looks like 10 minutes after just meeting BRUCE FUCKING WILLIS… #WelcomeToThePartyPal #Bruno
Did our fathers start saying….
Guy: “Dude, your beard is…..
If I ever wear Boat Shoes…